Maybe its all the lavender clad nekkid pin-ups floating around this time of year or the paralyzing omnipresence of pastel (OH! THE PASTEL!) but something about Easter makes me feel especially fruity.
In honor of all the sacrifice that goes into making this holiday extra special, I want to give a powerful shout-out to the Man behind the Plan, JC. Whether you think he's a potent mythological metaphor or historically grounded verity (I side with the former), his lasting example of proto-socialist self-sacrifice in service to the multitudinous faults, flaws and fuckups of others is a lesson we can all learn from. In His honor, I dedicate this disco hit: "Crave Him", by Flight Facilities, featuring Giselle.
Hang it up Gurl! My sins thank you! (Trust . . They gunna keep comin')