In honor of the Passover holiday, I decided to recreate the Exodus story on a recent trip to Florida.
The shekhinah that is the Atlantic ocean breeze even helped shape my hair into horns just like Moshe Rabbenu!
You can see my feeble attempt to part the blue sea below. Thankfully, I made the wise decision to perform the rest of my miracles in the bedroom. Set my people loose from bondage! ;-)