Sunday, April 17, 2011
GOLF TEES IN PALM TREES
On a recent trip to Florida, I came across a strange phenomena. I kept encountering palm trees with holes drilled (or pounded) up one side of their trunks. The holes were often filled with golf tees or strange wooden screws.
In honor of Christ's triumphant entry into Jerusalem on the back of an ass (hallelu!), I figured I'd post some grainy close-ups and pose an important question to blog readers: does anyone know WTF golf tees in palm trees are for? Besides serving as a far-fetched sexual metaphor for one easily confused porn star?
I mean tree trunks and golf tees are both phallic right? Penetrating a phallic trunk with a phallic golf tee!?!?!
Before I lay my fronds at the foot of the messiah I need answers!