In addition to real knockers seen throughout this video, metaphorical "pie" makes an appearance at about the 1:24 mark. Don't go pickin' in that garden! You'll get a titty smack down.
BSD reader Dan sent this pick-me-up video over my blog hiatus this weekend (repeat "blog hiatus" long enough according to Bernard, another BSD reader, and you'll start to understand Lithuanian). You might also find a hidden celebrity academic at the end of the video. . . Can you guess who?