I'd much rather stroke a pussy's tail than play with its 4 feet. Cat claws can do some serious damage! Trust me, I've had cat scratch fever twice! If you really want something to keep you up at night watch this ridiculous feline penile CGI from National Geographic:
Thanks to Nestor, BSD's official Basque language officer. He found this pretty kitty dick trolling the mean streets of London on a recent vacation. Our naughty 'Basque-in-the-hat' word for the day: kitty!
kitty = katutxo
cat = katuo
"little" = txo