Sunday, April 24, 2011

I SEE PENIS: LONGINUS


According to legend, Longinus was the Roman centurion who pierced the side of Jesus with his lance.  He later converted to Christianity where his complete lack of compassion at Golgotha earned him a vaunted place in the cannon of saints and martyrs of the Catholic and Orthodox Churches.  Its a wonder that Longinus got canonized at all, while the Sadducees of the Sanhedrin get a complete pass.  Surely they could have invented a Jewish convert to worship?  Go figure.

Blog favorite Kenny illustrated this inspirational drawing of Colby Christ nailed to a cross of cock (complete with detachable dildo spear).  I keep telling the boys, put it where there already is a hole!




1 comment:

  1. It's said that the spear of Longinus has mystical properties, and would grant victory to whomever wielded it in battle.

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