"Arise Prince Willy!", proclaims the new brew "Royal Virility Performance", produced by Scotland Brew Dog Brewery to commemorate the royal marriage of Prince William, eldest son of Charles and Diana, to 28 year old Kate Middleton of Leeds (which occurs today).
Known by his official name Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of the House of Windsor, Willy is second in line to assume the throne of 16 different independent countries, including the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Other notable phallic souvenirs to mark the nuptial event of the decade include commemorative condoms (pictured below), 'cause your own family jewels deserve a crown of their own every once and a while.
Dedicated to "furnishing the best English prophylactics to discerning clientele across the world", the royal wedding rubbers are produced by Crown Jewels, Condoms of Distinction, the "proud purveyor of an exclusive line of heritage love sheaths."