Saturday, April 2, 2011

VINTAGE PORN: PUT A BIRD ON IT


It seems like a lot of people have started curating vintage porn on their phones lately. Every time I'm out and the conversation turns to porn, someone pulls out their cell and shows me some great images that are completely sourceless. These two were shown to me the other day. Hot, right?




If it's a trend, this collecting of vintage porn images on cell phones and data pads, I'm sure Fred and Carrie will be doing a skit about in on Portlandia soon enough. Something where varingly bearded homos socially compete with one another over who has the best mobile vintage porn collection in their local watering hole...perhaps with closeups on the cabinet of curiosities behind the bar.



3 comments:

  1. I've never seen that second image before - really spectacular. Like a Whitman poem, but filthy. I love the idea that it might pop up for some fanboy Googling Portlandia+Fred Armissen.

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  2. I always knew photos like those must exist, and I've always wanted to see 'em, but I've never been able to dig them up. Where can I find more? Googling "vintage gay" or whatever gives you '50s/'60s beefcake by the ton -- great and all, but off by about a century.

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