You probably already realize whats in store today after the subtle smell of sulfur woke you up this morning.
Its the End of Days.
The "End Day" to get technical. Just in case you didn't heed the signs scattered around the country this Spring and brimstone hasn't yet pummeled your side of the street, May 21, 2011 is the Apocalypse.
Surely the prophets of Pimlico foretell the coming of the four horsemen? Why else would Preekness happen on the SAME weekend?!?!?!?!?!
What a better way to kick off your last few remaining hours on Earth (your last few hours anywhere!) than with my new favorite song from YACHT, "Dystopia":