Monday, May 2, 2011
I SEE PENIS: UNDER THE UNDER AMOUR MODELS
The models-no, MANnequins at Modell's Sporting Supplies have something to conceal...but under the under amour (aka gay-"no homo" jock fashion company de jour), it's not very well-hidden. In fact, the bulging muscles on the mannequins gave me pause both from sexual desire and fear of physical assault. I guess the fashion designers were tired of displaying their jock coutoure on Ken body mannequins and need to 'roid the plastic men up a bit. DAMN! Being curious though, I couldn't leave the store with checking just to see...if...well...ok, there so it's just a bulge...maybe the 2012 versions?