There may be nothing I enjoy more than porn . . . than maybe food porn.
The scrumdiddlyumptious croissants above found their way in the world with help from "stud with stache" Colin at the famous Tartine Bakery in SF. Colin recently wrote BigShoeDiaries with an I See Penis selection (A Siberian ice sculpture seen below) and enclosed a picture of himself sporting an adorable new dick-tickler (i.e. mustache).
I love a man who knows his way around a rolling pin. ;-)
Gotta keep those mustache hairs from falling in the dough.
Baker's rule #1: Head out the window, not in the oven.
Siberian Ice Penis