Thursday, June 9, 2011

COCK-A-DOODLE-MEOW




There may be nothing more satisfying than waking up to the high pitched "meows" of an emu.  The vacation rental that served as the "model house" on my recent trip to the Russian River Valley in California claimed a whole menagerie of colorful fauna: two emu, two llama and at least one peacock that flew off the roof of the garage right as our car pulled out of the driveway to head back home.

Now imagine yourself naked beneath a eucalyptus tree . . . in a jacuzzi full of exhausted porn stars and at least one 6'4" French Canadian underwear model staring at the bewildered face of an intrepid emu and you have the life of Colby Keller.  


3 comments:

  1. Where are the photos of you all in the Jacuzzi?

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  2. Should have eaten one, they are delish.

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