Friday, June 3, 2011
COLBY DOPPELGÄNGER: PRISON BITCH
BSD reader Darrell found the image above surfing the State of Florida's criminal database. Why? Darrell won't go into details. Needless to say, Darrell is wrong. The picture above is not a Colby doppelganger. The mugshot is my own. Why not take this opportunity to brag about my recent neck tattoos (and neck tattoo removal)? Dr. Scotchbrite is a miracle worker. As for the arrest, who knew cute was a crime!? Remember Election 2000? Florida is a fucked up place.