Friday, June 3, 2011

COLBY DOPPELGÄNGER: PRISON BITCH


BSD reader Darrell found the image above surfing the State of Florida's criminal database.  Why?  Darrell won't go into details.  Needless to say, Darrell is wrong.  The picture above is not a Colby doppelganger.  The mugshot is my own.  Why not take this opportunity to brag about my recent neck tattoos (and neck tattoo removal)?  Dr. Scotchbrite is a miracle worker.  As for the arrest, who knew cute was a crime!?  Remember Election 2000?  Florida is a fucked up place.

2 comments:

  1. Mr Keller,theres a web site called Thatsmyface.com where they make a action figurines and I want one of you made....also I think the Porn business needs to make a remake of a classic 80s move called " Angel" where its about this girl whos a schoolgirl by day but hooker by nite....You could be in the porn move, Colby.....Loveable Geek/nerd by Day but Bondage Daddy by Nite

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  2. http://www.thatsmyface.com/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_(1984_film)

    High School Honor Student by Day. Hollywood Hooker by Night

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