Sunday, August 7, 2011

COLBY GETS HIRED, THEN FIRED (AT)


There aren't too many conceivable (or legal) jobs suitable for a veteran porn performer in a double dip recession.  That doesn't mean I can't steal someone else's good idea.  In full American entrepreneurial spirit, 28 year-old unemployed Utah man Mork Encino (yes, his real name) recently started a website: Huntme4sport.com.  The URL says it all.  For a bargain (only $10,000 dollars or $12,000 for a nude Mork), wealthy hunters can pay to use Mork as a human target.  Substitute a cocked gun for a cum filled cock and I'm all there.  Finally my bukake fantasies will pay out!  Or maybe not.  I guess that just means I'm back to making porn again?  Oh well.  Sign me up Mork.  I'll take a bullet for a bowl of soup and a beer (and however much medical care $10,000 will get me).  Or maybe just a bukake scene.  :-)

Colby's new boss Mork at his finest:


5 comments:

  1. That's kinda smart and very stupid! I like your idea better.

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  2. As long as you're making porn the world will be happy and you will be able to keep your WiFi.

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  3. How is this different from Escorting?

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  4. Um. Cause its not sex. Paying someone to carry your groceries isn't escorting either.

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  5. Why not escorting?

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