Everyone knows how much I enjoy hunting dick. Who could blame my doppelganger Charlie Cox for doing the same (AKA "Ishmael" in the Encore TV series "Moby Dick"). I don't have cable for the same reason I nearly don't have internet (and will likely not have an apartment in the coming months. . . ) If you're lucky enough to get Encore, check out Cox as he hunts for Dick and think of Colby.
A special thanks to Professor Bernard Welt for having the good sense to own cable and think of me at the same time.