Thursday, August 18, 2011


Alcohol has inspired many great works of art.  It also inspires quite a bit of stupid shit.  Alcohol inspires me to post these pictures tonight, for instance, when I probably shouldn't.  Alcohol inspired me to take them in the first place.  I rarely drink (especially alone), but when both your neighbors are gone and you have an entire carriage house to yourself (and no job responsibilities to speak of the next morning) why not crack open a bottle (or two or three), crank up the music, tear off your clothes and dance away life's frustration. . .

In tribute to the evening's two honorary guests, the Idea of Communism and the Holy Ghost, I named my first-ever naked-hat-dance-party after the first sweet red thing to come out of my refrigerator: Rosehip Jam.  Nothing harnesses the collective power of mystical materialism than a little self-indulgant bourgeois decadence.  Break out the toast, put on a hat, and enjoy.


  1. What type of work do you typically do, besides porn?

  2. It's amazing the stuff we do when we've had a few and have lots of props to play with :D

  3. Marry me? No seriously though, Every day I see your twitter feed and all these amazing things on you blog, and they brighten my day!


  4. You just look like you're having so much fun...and how many effing hats (some are super cool btw), do you own, anyway! Why do I get the strange feeling this is only a sampling?


  5. yeah, how come you have that many hats??? that... that is not natural xD

    keep dancing, handsome!!

  6. So funny...and a bit scary!
    You do several good imitations (intentionally?), but I esp love your silver headpiece - it's TDF and something Verka Serduchka would be wearing:
    and yes, he sings too (great to dance to AFTER you've had a bottle...or more) - check him/her out at youtube: verka serduchka dancing lasha tumbai.
    Love your blog - keep posting

  7. Haha, these are great. I was hoping for some fresh new headpiece pics. We haven't had any updates since you tried on helmets in Target.

  8. Yue were really inspired! XD
    I love that kind of partys...


  9. you are looking pretty ripped in the pics. ripped as in worked out and tight.


  10. When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
    And nodding by the fire, [load this website,]
    And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
    Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

    How many loved your moments of glad grace,
    And loved your beauty with love false or true,
    But one man loved the pilgrim Soul in you,
    And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

    And bending down beside the glowing bars,
    Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
    And paced upon the mountains overhead
    And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.

    —Yeats, adapt.

  11. I like the small straw hat with the flower.

  12. Colby - you're looking especially cute these days. Love the haircut. And the hat collection is a thing of beauty in itself! Come have a dance party with us in San Francisco!

  13. So adorable. But you knew that.

  14. Man cheer up!! you are talented, super creative, sweet and handsome to top it...
    Come to Costa Rica for a week, relax, might find a good job and might stay.

  15. An impromptu, drunken, hat, dance party? I missed my invitation. I'd have brought my boater, or maybe my fez. Yeah, probably the fez.

  16. would love to see the video of this hat show

    your chest mesmerizes me

    love to have beard sex with you

  17. Man, if I had the money, I'd hire you just to hang out and wear different hats. You wear them very well, my fried.

  18. Advantage, Colby!

    I tip my hat to you.