Monday, September 19, 2011
Occasionally, I get some unusual requests (though not nearly as unusual as I'd like to fantasize). A reader recently asked if I could specifically post pictures of my balls. . . another reader wants to purchase a pair of my worst underwear. Always eager to please, I've decided to meet both requests in a single post. Unfortunately, my worst pair of undies (boxer-briefs I've had since I was 15, with more holes than fabric) mysteriously gave up the ghost earlier this week. I can't seem to find a single shred. If you'd like to put a bid on my second worst pair of skivvies, feel free to post a comment or send your request to BIGSHOEDIARIES@GMAIL.COM.
The auction ends when I have enough offers (one?) or a week from now, after-which time I will ceremoniously surrender them to the trash (or the postbox). You're choice. :-)