In case you hadn't yet heard, the World's LARGEST SPERM BANK (and I for one would like to know what homosexual spends his day measuring the size of different sperm banks) is no longer accepting sperm donations from redheads. The Danish cum storage facility, Cryos says that demand isn't high enough to accept donations. Is this a sign of a return to anti-red head violence that plagued Europe during the Middle Ages or just a preference fad that will pass? Apparently "gingerism" and "ginger-phobia" is on the rise in Britain, so maybe we should worry.
But fear not...too much! One of Colby's Twitter followers, showing particular concern, wanted Ginger sperm producers of the world to know that, even though Cryos has frozen you out, he's "still accepting donations." Har-har-har. Well, let's stay vigilant. We don't want our ginger brothers to be trapped in an MIA video in which they don't even get to meet the mega-star on set.