Friday, September 9, 2011
I SEE PENIS: RUBIROSA (WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH GROUND PEPPER?)
Porfirio Rubiroso was a famous Dominican Diplomat and the first International Playboy on whom the character of James Bond is loosely based. Notoriously big-dicked and constantly semi-erect (due to a medical condition), the famous latin lover enjoyed polo and car racing. Rubiroso was, according to Truman Capote (who heard from a model that had been with "Rubi"), as thick as a man's wrist. To this day, people in France refer to the large pepper grinders brought to your table as "Rubirosas." Consider that the next time you're enjoying endless apps at The Olive Garden and your server asks if you'd like to enjoy your salad with some seasoning from his fancy rubirosa. Mmmm...."say when!"