A recent evening perusing ETSY, in search no doubt for the perfect present to compliment Colby's upcoming 31st birthday, yielded this elaborate "antique art deco necklace". BSD reader "J" hasn't sent the real deal just yet; I wait, no less, in anticipation. A picture, after-all, says a thousand words. How many of those are moans? Filigree fucksticks at their finest.