"Friend of Colby" Bobby is back with a brand new boy from the Butt Magazine calendar: Behold Demetre.
According to Urban Dictionary, Demetre is
"a bad ass Mother Fucker! Any one named Demetre is probably going to be a extremly hot Greek or Italian guy. His dark brown hair flows as free as the booze in his cup as people of this name often are the life of the party! Demetre's also have mad fuckin game! This guy is always pulling hot, random ass, but when he does decide to settle down, he only dates the creme of the crop!"
Spelling and grammar idiosyncrasies not my own (for once!).