Tuesday, November 15, 2011
COLBY GOES TO A WEDDING
Naturally, I couldn't leave Tulsa without attending a "traditional Christian wedding". What better way to celebrate than out-dress the bride. Unwittingly, I managed to shock every Midwestern heart present with my thrifted corduroy blazer, specially embroidered with a Chickasaw thunderbird (in honor of the beautiful Chickasaw bride). My snakeskin boots were no competition for the iridescent pair below I discovered in a display case in the reception hall, held in the Oklahoma Jazz Hall of Fame.
Don't worry. My outfit won't go to waste. I'll be starting my own alt-country Austin-based jug band promptly.