Attention phallanx of man-husbands! Better start rolling out the rubber now boys. Break out the Trajan-size Trojans cause I have my eye on Hadrian's column.
Michele Bachmann's Iowa campaign chair explains why ployamorous gay couples (and something esoterically referred to as "the red herring") will inexorably lead to man-on-monument marriage. Two boobs have never looked bigger.
The Grand Old Party knows me all too well. If only I could find a man with an Eiffel tower in his trousers!