I SEE BOOBIES: EIFFEL TOWER

Attention phallanx of man-husbands!  Better start rolling out the rubber now boys.  Break out the Trajan-size Trojans cause I have my eye on Hadrian's column.   

Michele Bachmann's Iowa campaign chair explains why ployamorous gay couples (and something esoterically referred to as "the red herring") will inexorably lead to man-on-monument marriage.  Two boobs have never looked bigger.  

The Grand Old Party knows me all too well.  If only I could find a man with an Eiffel tower in his trousers!