Wednesday, November 23, 2011

I SEE BOOBIES: EIFFEL TOWER



Attention phallanx of man-husbands!  Better start rolling out the rubber now boys.  Break out the Trajan-size Trojans cause I have my eye on Hadrian's column.   

Michele Bachmann's Iowa campaign chair explains why ployamorous gay couples (and something esoterically referred to as "the red herring") will inexorably lead to man-on-monument marriage.  Two boobs have never looked bigger.  

The Grand Old Party knows me all too well.  If only I could find a man with an Eiffel tower in his trousers!    



3 comments:

  1. She's running on the "hot mess" ticket, right?

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  2. Hadrian's column is a great choice. You can also go "Big Love" style with the Monolitten. =)... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68nUH0loVnY

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  3. ...or should we stick wit da Yankin? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc

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