Monday, November 28, 2011
I SEE PENIS: BAKER IN THE MINESHAFT
Toasting leftover pumpkin seeds this evening, a bowl of melted butter serendipitously spilled to reveal this indelibly phallic omen on the countertop. Despite my recent case of Cassandra Complex (I've had an annoying knack for predicting tragic happenings all week), be not weary. . . No cock is a bad cock. Good things to cum!
In case you're not familiar with the game 'Baker in the Mineshaft' (any gay man-- sans dairy fat-- likely will without knowing it), please consult the "engagement episode" of Everybody Loves Raymond. Gotta love definition by consensus.