He hikes. He bikes. He gardens. He plays guitar. He blows bubbles filled with kittens. And in an odd aristocratic twist, he's also an avid falconer and expert fencer. Oh yeah, he's fit as a fiddle, looks good in a mustache and eats ice cream every day. He's the Dairy Queen mustache man. Thank god for trips home for the holidays with nothing to do but jack-off and watch TV. Swoon.