Tuesday, November 29, 2011

STUD WITH STACHE: DAIRY QUEEN MAN






He hikes.  He bikes.  He gardens.  He plays guitar.  He blows bubbles filled with kittens.  And in an odd aristocratic twist, he's also an avid falconer and expert fencer.  Oh yeah, he's fit as a fiddle, looks good in a mustache and eats ice cream every day.  He's the Dairy Queen mustache man.  Thank god for trips home for the holidays with nothing to do but jack-off and watch TV.  Swoon.



6 comments:

  1. his name is John Behlmann (look him up on imdb). he went to my high school. unfortunately, he's straight.

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  2. He is sooooo cute! I'd love to run into him sometime. And meet him too.

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  3. Dropdead gorgeous. Lightly furry chest too!

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  4. You're hilarious Colby, and more power to you mate...

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  5. he's spectacular. he's also the edge shaving gel man and he has hysterical videos dedicated to his birthday every year.

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