Even a small donation you can help poor ole' Colby purchase this handy utilitarian device for XXXmas. Shameless I know, but you haven't seen how dirty original wooden floors in a turn of the century carriage house can get. I have gaps an inch wide and enough lead paint on the walls to keep my mop (and physician) busy year round. Turn my Black Friday white (or at least brown-- the color of my wooden floors).
A good houseboy would be cheaper-- and you can pay him in sex.
ReplyDeleteEven a good house would need a bitchin vaccum--and he can still pay him in sex.
ReplyDeleteCorrection-Even a good houseboy...
ReplyDeleteDon't they pay you for all those videos you star in?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who you are foolin. A house boy is expensive! You've got to feed that thing every day!!!! All I need is a vacuum cleaner. I can only do so much on my hands and knees.
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