You've all seen how well I can suck. Imagine how much better I would suck if I had the Dyson DC35 multi-floor cordless digital vacuum cleaner!
Even a small donation you can help poor ole' Colby purchase this handy utilitarian device for XXXmas. Shameless I know, but you haven't seen how dirty original wooden floors in a turn of the century carriage house can get. I have gaps an inch wide and enough lead paint on the walls to keep my mop (and physician) busy year round. Turn my Black Friday white (or at least brown-- the color of my wooden floors).