Karl Marxxx, Minister of Propoganda here at Big Shoe Diaries, promoting lies and making stuff up as usual and today I wanna talk about red wine and receptive anal sex.
It's Sunday and Colby's on hiatus from blogging for a couple more days so I thought I might shake things up and sneak a post in that he would definitely NOT approve. I want to throw out some ridiculous generalizations that formulated after some intoxicated conversations with Colby a couple of weeks ago. Is there a medical/sociological link between red wine and bottoming?
Colby and I both noted that we have several friends who are exclusive bottoms and many, in fact most of these friends exclusively drink red wine (sometimes rose' in the summer). Additionally, we both admitted to having more bottom-oriented experiences while drunk ourselves on red wine.
So, what gives? Is there a connection? I couldn't find much in the way of research on line (except for a singular tweet from @SpookyBitches claiming, "Red Wine = Anal Sex...Everyone knows that." - do we?). Perhaps we'll have to make this study a conversational one. Has anyone noticed a similar correlation between red wine and bottoming? Any versatile readers notice that red wine sends your legs flying over your head faster than other drinks?
Let's get to the bottom of this, shall we?