Tuesday, December 6, 2011
HAVE NO DOUBT
If you've ever had any doubt as to the full effect of my homosexual orientation, let the evidence show not one BUT three full trays of arduously decorated homemade panna-cotta. I even used real vanilla bean! I made the traditional Italian dessert to accompany our annual back alley pig roast. If that's not enough to convince you, behold the carrot cake below.
Newbie porn performer Dale Cooper celebrated his birthday this weekend. Dressed in a sumptuous ensemble of orange-ginger cream frosting, toasted pecans and candied carrot strips, "gay" doesn't go far enough to describe this cocksucker's dream dessert. It's pretty damn tasty too.
Oh yeah, and I also fuck dudes. ;-)