Saturday, December 17, 2011
NASTY BOY, NAUGHTY GIFT, NOTE TO SELF
Every rural and suburban neighborhood seems to have one, a place deep in the woods where high school kids go to drink and smoke pot. You know the place. You've been there. Or at least you've seen it in movies.
On my recent trip home to Texas, I came across one such den of iniquity walking in the woods with a friend. You can't get nastier than a half eaten pot of baked beans abandoned on a old beat up couch deep in the woods.
. . . Or can you?
I dropped off my friend back home and decided to head to the woods for a brief photo shoot. When you're stuck in Texas and horny as hell (and don't know what to get your blog readers this holiday season), it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What could make an abandoned living room set even nastier I thought to myself? How about a gay porn star in the nastiest porn pose of them all: arched back, ass out, cheeks spread. In a jockstrap of course. You know. Cause I'm naughty and you need a Xmas present. I couldn't bring back the coals in front of the sofa, but you might appreciate these hot little nuggets instead. . .
Note to self: next time bring the friend along. Its harder than you think to snap photos of yourself naked, alone in the woods. As you can see from the results, it took several takes. . .