"Because the walls are paper thin, and His roommates can hear everything."
Autumn and early Winter are the horniest time of the year for most men (our testosterone cycles peak seasonally). Men with low testosterone levels tend to have the most convincing smiles too (which may help explain my trademark tortured smirk). Surely, this helps prove the virgin birth of Christ (our testosterone levels hit a trough 9 months before Christmas time, in April). This may also help to explain the following December double entendres. Get filled with the holiday spirit. The bloggers at Happy Place certainly did.
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"He got your letter!"