It finally happened. Even Magnum XXLs have their limits. Condoms do break. . . and well, I got got pregnant. While he may have girth to offer, I'm sure as hell not gonna let Leo Giamani be my baby daddy. With a little help from pop superstar Jiz, and her handy travel-size wire hanger, I won't have anything to worry about (except a little pesky internal hemorrhaging).
I had the pleasure of meeting Jiz over the holiday weekend. We even filmed our abortion on the same corner where Divine ate shit. If you don't know Jiz, then I don't know you. Catch the virus HERE.