Monday, January 2, 2012

COLBY GETS AN ABORTION


It finally happened.  Even Magnum XXLs have their limits.  Condoms do break. . . and well, I got got pregnant.  While he may have girth to offer, I'm sure as hell not gonna let Leo Giamani be my baby daddy.  With a little help from pop superstar Jiz, and her handy travel-size wire hanger, I won't have anything to worry about (except a little pesky internal hemorrhaging).

I had the pleasure of meeting Jiz over the holiday weekend.  We even filmed our abortion on the same corner where Divine ate shit.  If you don't know Jiz, then I don't know you.  Catch the virus HERE.  

5 comments:

  1. Colby,
    You have got to be the funniest sexy Porn Star around!

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  2. HOLY SHIT! I fucking love Jiz! The latest vid "A Very Special Drug Episode" had me rolling for DAYS!! You can't come up with shit like that and NOT be a genius!

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  3. OMG! I want to be friends with Jiz! JELOUS!

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  4. I think you were one of the few performers that Leo Giamani actually enjoyed shooting with and actually showed some life and interest in. He definitely seemed to like bigger guys.

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  5. im glad you find Jiz funny too. Hysterical!!!

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