Tuesday, January 31, 2012

COLBY IN THE CUPBOARD


A lesser known perk of porn proffers a particularly profuse pay-out if you live clear across the country: frequent flyer miles.

Unfortunately, I rarely get booked on the same airline twice.

On my last trip to LA, I cashed in the entirety of my meager American Airlines account to book myself an extra day at a cheap motel in one of LA's sketchier parts of town.  What can I say?  It reminded me of home.

Horny porn star, a sun-drenched California January and a king-size bed. . . Let me stop your imagination from taking you too far.  A balls-to-the-wall motel fuck-fest was not in the cards.  Nary a soul in SOCAL managed to satisfy lil' Colby's thirst for adventure.  "The art of cruising", online and otherwise, has never been my forté-- particularly in the city of angels.  I only get laid on camera these days.  Thank god there was a handy black box to shut myself in and cry the pain away. . .

Jumping on the bed also seemed to do the trick.

Who knew you could have so much fun in a pillow fight for one.








 


 




Photos courtesy of Gabe Ayala and a special "styling" thank you to Mario Diaz for access to a generous wardrobe.    

48 comments:

  1. You're absolutelly fantastic. You look great.

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  2. My goodness! So many new favourite photos. The white short-johns in the cupboard are so incredibly hot on you.

    xo

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  3. You use some of those miles to fly to Minneapolis and I guarantee you that I'll keep you occupied.

    Although you are a bit intimidating as you are WELL out of my league.

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  4. Well, looks like your "Uni-ab" is long gone. Nice six pack.

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  5. Woof!

    Love the lumberjack in shorts look.

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  6. Your balls hanging out in the picture where you're wearing the grey hoodie MADE MY DAY!!

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  7. Love you, Colby, but why am I not buying it when you claim it's hard for you to get laid? Hmmm....

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  8. Man, so hot. What brand are those short-johns?? I need to get some of those for my boyfriend.

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  9. You would be so fun to pillow fight with.

    Is the first picture your tribute to Kate Bush?

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw7xJBwg5y1yo71seYFC-dncqJDJfp33xTqN8K8ATa9ldma4Ol4lBizEQd

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  10. Where did you get those short-sleeve union suits! I want.

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  11. Wearing those cute union suits or nothing at all, as long as you are your adorable, intelligent, handsome, goofy self, and I'd come to Baltimore to get it on with you ANY TIME, Colby. Just say when. :)

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  12. My God...

    Also, I appreciate the nudity, naturally, but I am forced to wonder at what could have inspired such a curious gallimaufry of items and poses.

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  13. OMFG. This is amazing. You look hotter and hotter everyday. All that hair on your chest, your big beard and that smirk. *_*

    Come to Mexico City!!

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  14. Is that a lion or a witch in the wardrobe? No, wait, it's the Brawny paper towel guy. Nevermind.

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  15. Amazingly hot pics... but aren't those Mormon undergarments? Double sexy!

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  16. So many cultural touchstones, where to begin? Mitt Romney, Keebler Cookies, Hitler, The Shining, King Kon - a feast for the eyes and the imagination. When you going to submit?
    you in NYC tonight? If not, you've got yet another doppelgangster there.

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  17. You are always great, great pictures

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  18. These are great pics! Also want to know who makes that great underwear!!!

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  19. I live in Los Angeles. Had I known you were at loose ends, at the very least I'd have treated you to coffee and good convo, whether anything more came up or not. -- ServiceBear90069

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  20. Balls will always jump at the opportunity to made a jump for it :)

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  21. as always so damn sexy!!

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  22. Those furry thighs drive me batty! *swoooon*

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  23. You just keep getting hotter!

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  24. Where can I get those underwear?

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  25. Sad to say, I have to agree: that is a cheap hotel. Sorry.

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  26. must have short sleeve union suit... who makes them?

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  27. No, seriously where can you buy those short sleeve union suits?

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  28. someone has to know where the union suit is from. any help?

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  29. Anonymous - I've been looking! Can't find them anywhere. Closest I've gotten is that the brand might be "Coldmaster" but that style of union suit isn't in production anymore, as far as I can tell.

    Too bad.

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  30. union suit help anyone? Colby?

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  31. Yeah man, where's the union suit from!?!?!?!?

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  32. crickets.... someone out there has to know where these came from

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  33. Uk guy here, I have to have one of those Union Suits. Searched the net to no avail. Someone must know? HELP

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  34. This is sort of close, but out of stock :s

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    1. Whats close? You didnt post a link!

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  35. I TOTALLY want a pair of these too! Anyone have any luck?

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  36. these union suits must be figments of our imagination... since no one seems to know where they can from.

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  37. Chock catalog has short sleeve union suits, but nothing as hot as these... I need them!

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  38. 2 weeks in and still no closer to finding these union suits :(

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  39. The one at Chock is pretty good! I just got it. It's not a tank top as it's listed, it's more sleeveless-style. But it's got button up front, short legs, and an opening for the ass!

    http://www.chockcatalog.com/item_detail.php?item_id=195

    Thanks!

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