There's just something about Japan (and France too, really). It's hard to argue that a culture so concerned with the aesthetics of the human day-to-day to have come up with the bidet/Japanese toilet shower isn't going to a be the source of new forms, new ideas and new concepts of beauty. And Japan leads the way in certain versions of kink, film and pornography. That's why I was so excited to read about this new trend in Japan: girls licking/kissing/performing faux oral sex on doorknobs. The first images sent my germ-aphobic instincts squirming away from the computer screen, but then I realized that the doorknobs in Japan are probably a lot cleaner which is quite logical given that they have toilets that clean their butts every time they go to the bathroom. I'm sure there's some study out there that shows that Japanese doorknobs have a lot less "poopy matter" on them than doorknobs in other countries. So, it's ok to lick a knob or two.
Colby asked me to get some posts up while he was travelling in LA this weekend to be in his first ever music video (details on that forthcoming). And then of course, I realized I wanted to see Colby lick doorknobs, so I sent a text request and demanded that he take pics of himself with doorknobs while he was out in Los Angeles this week. "Friend of Colby" and reality film star, Justin was on hand to help Colby out. And here, mixed in with images of Japanese girls showing how it's really done, are some great shots of Colby turning Japanese by way of a newly developed kink. So, queue up the Vapors, chill some sake, kick back and enjoy. Not bad, Colby.