Monday, January 9, 2012

TOP TEN PORN TITLE PUNS...AND AN INVITATION TO PUNDERDOME 3000!!!


Punderdome 2 in Brooklyn


If you live in NYC and you are also a nerd like me, you are probably already planning to attend tonight's infamous pun competition in Brooklyn, appropriately titled PUNDERDOME 3000. Held tonight at Southpaw in Park Slope, I'm going to swing by with some nerds from Brokelyn.com to check out the excessive puniness and maybe even throw my own hat in the ring.

In fact, to warm myself up for tonight I thought I might remind the folks at Brokelyn and Punderdome that pornographers are some of the punniest of them all.  One need only peruse an adult video store for about four seconds 'til you realize that almost every adult film made in the past 30 years has used a pun or parody in the title.  So, to honor pornography and puns...and to encourage you New Yorkers who just found out about this to head to Brooklyn tonight at the last minute...here is the Big Shoe Diaries' collection of Top 10 Pun/Parody Porn Titles of all time (thanks to BSD readers on Twitter and Facebook for helping me cumpile the list---ha ha ha).

1. Whorey Potter

2. The Best Lays of Our Lives

3. Eat Tu Mama Tambien (oh do they have to be gay porn titles?)

4. Cuntagion

5. The Devil Wears Nada

6. Sperms of Endearment

7. Ordinary Peepholes

8. Dawson’s Crack

9. Position Impossible

10. The Boi with the Lower Back Tattoo

WHEN: TONIGHT (1/9) @ 7:30 PM
WHERE: SOUTHPAW (http://www.spsounds.com/) 5th Avenue Brooklyn between Sterling and St. Johns
WHAT: PUNS...PUNS...AND MORE PUNS.
HOW MUCH: $5

6 comments:

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  2. Sorry can't make it, staying home to watch "The Hung and The Wrestling"

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  3. Colby, you missed my favorite: Going down & coming out in Beverley Hills! martin

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  4. Awwwwww, my suggestion made the list!! Ich bin honored!

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  5. This goes back a ways, but:
    Touched by an Uncle

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  6. How about "My Big Fat Greek Vagina"?

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