Saturday, February 25, 2012
A DEAD MORMON IS A GAY MORMON
While it looks like Mit Romney's chances of winning the presidency get slimmer every day, he's not dead yet. When he finally does shuffle off his mortal coil, he better watch out. A new website has a simple app that allows users to turn any dead Mormon gay for eternity. The site riffs off the practice of "baptism for the dead", a Mormon sacrament that allows living church members to baptize the deceased. The church notoriously incurred public condemnation for the practice after baptizing Jewish victims of the Holocaust, including famous "Diary" author Anne Frank.
If you'd like to help the formerly living enjoy the posthumous pleasures of same-sex lovin' simply pick your favorite dead Mormon or click a random genealogy generator to do the trick for you. Turn bones into boners HERE.