Wednesday, February 22, 2012

GIVE IT ALL UP, EXCEPT. . .


Top ten things to give up this Lent BESIDES Porn. 

1.  Cigs (there are plenty of fun substitutions).






2.  Late night snacks (try late night sex . . . or my favorite, celery). 



3.  Fried food (doesn't mean you need to give up finger licking).


4.  Church (unless you can handle the pews HERE). 


5.  Body hair removal (or in my case, body hair).  Either way, it's always fun to change things up.






6.  Sarcasm (Regale them with wit and wabbits instead).


7.  Soda (unless you call it pop).


8.  Biting your nails (cause a cheeky picture won't make this one any sexier, just a funny testimonial on CNN). 

9.  Tanning, cause no one wants this to happen to them:



10.  Drunk dialing your evil ex.  I, for one, find it much more gratifying to surrender my maturity.  I may just have to hold on to this one.  Gratification is exactly what Lent is about!  Right?     

1 comment:

  1. is it my inexperience w/ the lady parts or does that vagina look like it needs to be hemmed???

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