America the Rainbow: Soil Moisture Regimes of the Contiguous United States
Just in case Mitt Romney loses Michigan today and the GOP comes knocking at my door looking for a last minute replacement, the Colby Keller Campaign for President already has a slogan: Vote Colb: I C America.
A few nights back, in the middle of a pretty intense wank session on Randy Blue Live, I heard a strange noise outside my apartment window. After a quick cumshot, I threw on my long johns and boots and went outside. What should I discover bursting from my building's brick wall? A freshly painted graffiti Batman: outstretched cape suspiciously resembling the contiguous United States.
An omen perhaps? Remember Colby: America sees you too.