Sunday, February 5, 2012

TEBOW ON THE PORN SET


In honor of America's favorite pass-time, I concluded my recent porn shoot for Cocksuremen.com with an homage to the Denver Bronco's virgin quarterback Tim Tebow, whose propensity for kneeling in prayer on the football field has sparked its own internet meme.  For the sake of a clever rhyme, I managed a few additional poses on a recent trip to Rhode Island.  What could be more appropriate than a "Tebow in the grotto"?  In Providence no less?     



 "Tebow in the Grotto" 


Getting closer to Thee: "Tebow on a pedestal"

10 comments:

  1. Dear Colby,

    I love this post. Very witty homage to the praying footballer. I just wanted to say how like wine you've got even better as you've matured! Crikey only knows what you'll be like at 45, I'm guessing one hot daddy!

    Kindest regards,

    Paul, Oxfordshire - United Kingdom.

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  2. Haha, I'm praying for ya, Kolby, cuz you need Jebus.

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  3. Hey! I live in Providence! I wish I knew you were around...

    Actually for the sake of awkward fandom, its probably better I didn't spot you out in about. Dehydration due to drooling isn't exactly something to look forward to.

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  4. Too funny!

    http://suefairview.com/

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  5. A new American hero, punting for anal penetration and New England garden follies!

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  6. Shot #1 - the Te-blow shot. Sexy.

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  7. There's this, too: www.peebowing.com (named only in honor of Tebow, but it's a pose all the same).

    By the by, Zalman King passed away recently. He was the creator of Red Shoe Diaries, the inspiration for your blog's title, right?

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  8. Oh no! I didn't know about Zalman. Thanks for letting me know Late.

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  9. I have to say, Mr. Keller, you are without a doubt, just about the most beautiful man on the entire planet. (I had to go with beautiful because handsome just doesn't seem like a strong enough word in my opinion)

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  10. Dear Colby! I just discovered your delightful blog a few days ago and have been exploring "older posts". Not only are you the most beautiful man I've ever seen, but you are obviously smart as hell, too! And funny! The Tebow poses of Feb 5 made me laff out loud. Wish I knew you in person. Keep on with your richly varied blog!

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