You know what they say: third time's the charm. As some of you may have guessed, kindergarten has never quite completely left my imagination. There are too many fun things to do with a bottle of Elmers and a pair of lavender kid-safe scissors. Marvel as I learn to read for the first time . . . impressively assuming the voice of a middle-aged black gay jazz singer . . . while simultaneously filled with the mucosal bounty only March "Cherry Blossom" Madness can inspire: Wait no further, Chapter Three of Larry Duplechan's "Eight Days in a Week" is here for your aural and visual pleasure.
Don't fall asleep just yet. There are 61 more chapters to cum!