Thursday, March 1, 2012

EIGHT INCHES, EIGHT DAYS A WEEK



As you might expect from a po' ass po'n star like me, I LOVE free things.  As many of you already know, I also like books.  There may be no greater thing in the world than free information (expect maybe free food and shelter).  In just such a spirit of FREEdom (and in honor of an extra "free" Leap Day), I decided to make a pilgrimage to the Baltimore Book Thing, a complimentary repository of printed matter, available to anyone who makes an effort to peruse the shelves of donated paperbacks and German language textbooks to find that one gem lost in the stacks: take as many as you'd like for free, no strings attached.  If you can donate a few along the way, even better.

Despite its convenient location a few blocks from Johns Hopkins University, the LGBTTQ section leaves much to be desired.  With only four slim volumes on feminist political theory to keep it company, "Eight Days A Week" desperately clawed for my attention.  An appropriate title to find on an "extra" day after all right?  Even more appropriately, the cover smarts a handsome looking Nordic doppelgänger by the name of Keith Keller.  If there was one erotic novel meant for me, this might be it.  With 64 short chapters and some promising pre-AIDS sex scenes, I've decided to read the entire book. . . to you!  Every 8 days, I'll try to release a new chapter.  I can't promise much bang for your buck, but then again you're getting this for free.  Just like me.  ;-)


Chapter One:

10 comments:

  1. Thanks for your reading! A bonus is no shirt :)

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  2. I read that book back in the day. You have nice speaking voice having never seen any of your movie.

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  3. I am so in love with you! Thanks for finding such unique ways to so your appreciation to your fans.

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  4. We claim for acceptance,being embraced and treated equally as humans rather than "gays" we´re labelled so why is that everytime i get the chance on watching a video from a "gay" man on web he´s always shirtless?

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  5. Whoa Marcos! Not sure if you noticed, but I'm a porn star and I'm reading from a gay erotic novel in this video. Being shirtless is part of the joke here...

    I'm 100% certain I did not intend this video to be a political statement about "gays."

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  6. Hey Colby, thank you. It's always such a treat to be read to and I'm looking forward to more chapters.

    I used to do autobiographical storytelling as a performance artist back in the 1990s. I know this isn't autobiographical for you but I really like the idea of a retro erotic novel being read by a contemporary erotic performer. An author friend is putting on a gay sex in literature reading event soon. Would you mind if I suggest he plays this video. This guy has actual worked with someone who've worked with in the past, Ashley Ryder. My friend read on of his prose poems written out on a ribbon which he slowly pulled out of Ashley's ass.

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  7. hey colby,

    this is amazing! thank you.
    I'm looking forward to the next chapters

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  8. As always.......best BLOG ever.

    +++ Chip

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  9. This is one of my favorite books of all times. It's a period of my life Posted by one of the hottest men of all times. Who made my day?! Does it get any better than Colby Keller? I think not.

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  10. You are THE BEST! I loved this book when I first read it. It was like a chapter of my life committed to prose. Aside from being able to relieve a great story, but it's being read by my favorite porn star, absolutely one of the hottest men on the planet. Thanks, Colby. You are amazing.

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