You know there is always a little bit of truth behind every old wives tale. BSD Minister of Propoganda, Karl Marxxx spent all of Palm Sunday cumming to the New Jerusalem (at least 9 or 10 times did "let that river run!") and look what happened!!!!
JUST KIDDING....it's a BABY PANDA!!!
Now that we know Herr Marxxx's penis isn't that hairy, let's let Carly Simon take us all to the REAL New Jerusalem. Happy Hairy Palm Sunday!