Monday, April 30, 2012

COLBY DOES KAI KAI


For all you Drag Race fans out there, I couldn't resist featuring my own kai kai post in honor of season 4's final three.  A few months back I went to see Leslie and the LYs in Baltimore with fellow performer Dale Cooper.  If you're familiar with Leslie's DIY aesthetic, you'll know why Dale and I dressed to the 9s.  Leslie scouts the crowd at her concerts for the best sweater in the pack then rechristens the garment in an elaborate naming ceremony on stage.

WAAAAY back in day, before Leslie hit full-hardon hipster stardom, BSD Minister of Propaganda Karl Marxxx and I hosted Leslie for Thanksgiving Dinner.  She performed later that evening at Karl's dance party in DC.  Not only did I have the distinct honor of hoisting Leslie's elegant avoirdupois on stage in a makeshift sling consisting of a meager leather belt and a single 2X4, she blessed by yiddishe momme bling with an official honorific and a handmade certificate: "Gypsy Lizard Coin Purse".

Naturally, Dale and I also found ourselves on stage, two of only three handpicked contestants-- despite the fact my googly eye jumpsuit doesn't technically qualify as a gem sweater.  An eerie harbinger of season 4's penultimate final episode, the three of us were forced to provide backup choreography for Leslie's song "Gem Sweater".  Sadly, Dale and I lost the opportunity to have our outfits officially blessed by Leslie.  The other contestant, a bio-female in authentic LY attire, won the privilege (it helps to wear gold lamé tights and granny glasses).  Honored all the same, Dale and I had other things planned for our (now sweaty) gem encrusted ensembles.

To watch Dale and I Kai Kai for real, check out our starring roles in Jake Deckard's cum-drenched cum-back skin-flick, "Dirty Director". 


 Baring my best for Leslie's drum kit.


A very special gem for Dale, courtesy of Colby. 

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  1. You know I have a little crush on Dale, don't you. :P

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    1. so's your mom, belli

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