As many of you might have guessed from the content of this blog, I loves BIG packages. Two days after my fitting in NYC, I nearly tripped over this hefty blue parcel on my doorstep. I was told to anticipate a surprise from the folks at Bonobos, but didn't expect something so heavy to arrive so early. Inside I found FOUR pairs of pants and TWO pairs of shorts!!!
I did my best to try and model each pair to show you and Bonobos my appreciation. I promise it's not because I'm a narcissist. Really, I'm not. I get a lot of requests from readers to post more shirtless pics. I promise not to question your motives if you don't question mine. I'm actually pretty damn shy. I also have a shitty camera. Turns out, nerves and low lighting make poor bedfellows. Most of the pics turned out blurry. Which is a shame, cause the pants are actually quite nice. For once in my white life, I don't have a flat booty! The designers at Bonobos specially tailor their pants to curve in at the waist following the body's natural contour, as opposed to a typical pair of pants with a seam cut straight from the legs to the waist. It works out well, especially for BIG boys with BIG thighs like mine. If I haven't given a BIG enough endorsement already (I swear its not just because I got a giant package full of pants), click on their website and find out for yourself.
OR contact me if you'd like to send your own BIG package. I'll model whatever you send me shirtless. Promise. :-)