Wednesday, April 11, 2012

COLBY KNOWS BONOBOS



As many of you might have guessed from the content of this blog, I loves BIG packages.  Two days after my fitting in NYC, I nearly tripped over this hefty blue parcel on my doorstep.  I was told to anticipate a surprise from the folks at Bonobos, but didn't expect something so heavy to arrive so early.  Inside I found FOUR pairs of pants and TWO pairs of shorts!!! 

I did my best to try and model each pair to show you and Bonobos my appreciation.  I promise it's not because I'm a narcissist.  Really, I'm not.  I get a lot of requests from readers to post more shirtless pics.  I promise not to question your motives if you don't question mine.  I'm actually pretty damn shy.  I also have a shitty camera.  Turns out, nerves and low lighting make poor bedfellows.  Most of the pics turned out blurry.  Which is a shame, cause the pants are actually quite nice.  For once in my white life, I don't have a flat booty!  The designers at Bonobos specially tailor their pants to curve in at the waist following the body's natural contour, as opposed to a typical pair of pants with a seam cut straight from the legs to the waist.  It works out well, especially for BIG boys with BIG thighs like mine.  If I haven't given a BIG enough endorsement already (I swear its not just because I got a giant package full of pants), click on their website and find out for yourself.   

OR contact me if you'd like to send your own BIG package.  I'll model whatever you send me shirtless.  Promise.  :-)  




15 comments:

  1. Can you pose with nothing except flip flops on?

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  2. They look like they fit great! I really like the pair in that shade of red.

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  3. Your body makes me want to buy Bonobos.

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  4. Wow, Colby...hotness! Where do I get these pants??

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  5. You've sold me on the trousers! I see the add on Facebook all the time, but you're a helluva lot better model than the guy the company uses!

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  6. I love Bonobos. I bought a pair of Chinos last summer and lived in them all fall. They do magic for my big thighs, too.

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  7. umm... Colby? Your address is showing.

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  8. Fuck you Colby. Everything looks so good. Everything.

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  9. That first shot could be a contemporary take on a Rembrandt self portrait.

    Damn, I just came all over non-Bonobos.

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  10. Extremely hot, the Bonobos float like a wash of color under your columnar figure. And yet, like all porn, both hard and soft, it's the surrounding details that fascinate - the daily planner, the white satchel hanging on the wall, the glass vessels, the stuffed giraffe, the club invite. The quotidian details that reveal that something real was there.

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  11. The photos of you turned, face in shadow, sun dappled across your broad shoulders...are really effen hot. Your ass looks great in Bonobos. My own jeans are painfully tight at the moment.

    xo

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  12. Bonobos should hire you as a model and spokespearson. You look so fucking delicious in those trousers!

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  13. nice pantas they show off your assets very well

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  14. damn- your ass sure looks fine in those pants, colby!

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  15. Certainly do give off great back in those trousers Mr Keller

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