Get into bed with Colonel Keller as I answer the pressing sexual concerns of Manhunt Daily readers. So many of you want jump into my bed I had to install fortifications.
Just kidding! All are welcome in my armed forces. Fort Cocksucker likes to maintain a strong standing army. My artillery squad always has at least one soldier standing at attention. As most of you know, Colonel Keller demands satisfaction. It takes two to duel. Uncle Colby wants you! Just be prepared to drop your drawers and cum, errrr cough . . .
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Colonel Keller's weapon of choice: good lighting and a prostate gun.