Fort Cocksucker
Get into bed with Colonel Keller as I answer the pressing sexual concerns of Manhunt Daily readers. So many of you want jump into my bed I had to install fortifications.
Just kidding! All are welcome in my armed forces. Fort Cocksucker likes to maintain a strong standing army. My artillery squad always has at least one soldier standing at attention. As most of you know, Colonel Keller demands satisfaction. It takes two to duel. Uncle Colby wants you! Just be prepared to drop your drawers and cum, errrr cough . . .
Watch my latest video HERE.
Ready, Aim, Shoot!
Colonel Keller's weapon of choice: good lighting and a prostate gun.
Where do I sign?
ReplyDeleteSeriously? That last photo is...explosive. I surrender!
ReplyDelete*blinkin eyes* his so charming...xx
ReplyDeleteColonel Keller, SIR!
ReplyDeleteHow do I request deployment to Fort Cocksucker, SIR? I believe that my credentials are sufficient to impress you, SIR! While I can stand at attention for hours on end, I do my best service on my knees, SIR!
You will also find that I follow orders extremely well, SIR, and do not ask questions, especially when my mouth is full, SIR!
THANK YOU, SIR!!!!
Make LOVE not WAR! I submit to you Colonel Keller...
ReplyDeleteIs it laundry day, muthafucka? 'cause squirrelfiend's got his washboard out! Heeey!
ReplyDeleteWould love to fill that cavernous belly button with a quarter cup of my secret sauce.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin...
Tenting tonight, tenting tonight, tenting on the old camp ground.
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