Monday, April 2, 2012
HOOK, KEYS, COOKIES
Last weekend, Karl Marxxx and I had the great honor to present an award at this year's Hookies, Rent boy.com's escort award ceremony, held in conjunction with the Black Party. Unfortunately/fortunately, we presented second to last and got entirely HAMMERED on free booze (first time in the VIP lounge, whoo hoo!) before we managed to crawl on stage. In the process, I damaged my foam "hook" and had to awkwardly hold the remaining pieces together on stage. Not that it mattered, no one seemed to get the gag. There was also a bit involving cookies, which also got lost on the crowd. I'm not an escort, so naturally they couldn't nominate me (wink), but the winner for best hooker with a blog went to fellow performer Heath Jordan. It's certainly not the first time I've given him a trophy. A well deserved honor for a hard workin' man. Congratulations!