Monday, April 2, 2012

HOOK, KEYS, COOKIES


Last weekend, Karl Marxxx and I had the great honor to present an award at this year's Hookies, Rent boy.com's escort award ceremony, held in conjunction with the Black Party.  Unfortunately/fortunately, we presented second to last and got entirely HAMMERED on free booze (first time in the VIP lounge, whoo hoo!) before we managed to crawl on stage.  In the process, I damaged my foam "hook" and had to awkwardly hold the remaining pieces together on stage.  Not that it mattered, no one seemed to get the gag.  There was also a bit involving cookies, which also got lost on the crowd.  I'm not an escort, so naturally they couldn't nominate me (wink), but the winner for best hooker with a blog went to fellow performer Heath Jordan.  It's certainly not the first time I've given him a trophy.  A well deserved honor for a hard workin' man.  Congratulations!


4 comments:

  1. Heath Jordan + Colby Keller=yes please

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  2. Too bad Karl isn't a hooker. I'd spend $213.3m tearin' up that ass!

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    1. update: $218.4m, but I wouldn't share any of that ass with my McDonalds co-workers! ;o)

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  3. How sad that you're not an escort. I'd pay for sure!

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