HOOK, KEYS, COOKIES

Last weekend, Karl Marxxx and I had the great honor to present an award at this year's Hookies, Rent boy.com's escort award ceremony, held in conjunction with the Black Party.  Unfortunately/fortunately, we presented second to last and got entirely HAMMERED on free booze (first time in the VIP lounge, whoo hoo!) before we managed to crawl on stage.  In the process, I damaged my foam "hook" and had to awkwardly hold the remaining pieces together on stage.  Not that it mattered, no one seemed to get the gag.  There was also a bit involving cookies, which also got lost on the crowd.  I'm not an escort, so naturally they couldn't nominate me (wink), but the winner for best hooker with a blog went to fellow performer Heath Jordan.  It's certainly not the first time I've given him a trophy.  A well deserved honor for a hard workin' man.  Congratulations!