Before leaving Columbus, photographer Marcus Morris had one last box on his chore list to check: scrub down the country club dining hall. As any Gleek can attest, it's a hard-knock life being a poor art school student in central Ohio. Republican golfers apparently have more on their mind than tee caddys and wood warmers. While a "hole-in-one" may fulfill every conservative's focus-on-the-family fantasies, nothing brings the metaphor home like cock-shaped Swarovski crystals.
Assert your privilege as Penetrators of the World all ye bluebloods of the Buckeye State!