"Bather" 2009 eggshell and cyanoacrylat
In keeping with today's ovoid antics, how could I pass up this I SEE BOOBIES submission AND "Venus of Willendorf" doppelgänger by artist Tim Hawkinson: "The Bather". If the body is a landscape, The Venus of Willendorf is the Matterhorn and the Wetterhorn all wrapped up in one. Yes, dear reader, there is a mountain named the "Wetterhorn". In fact, my Alpine great-grandparents climbed to the top in celebration of their 50th wedding anniversary. No shit. That, or the story is some elaborate Swiss sexual euphemism my pre-pubescent mind couldn't fathom. Or maybe . . . just maybe . . . it's both. I like to climb the big boys too.