Tuesday, May 22, 2012
BE MONUMENTAL, BE STRONG, BE MONEY
Riffing on Charm City's legal, local currency, the BNote, BSD reader Chris added me to an very exclusive list of Baltimore Bnote celebrities. So far, the BNote only has two denominations, a 1BN and 5BN, each honored with the face of Frederick Douglass or Edgar Allan Poe. Thanks to Chris's help, I beat John Waters! With a "funny 20" drawing a comparison between Baltimore's Washington monument (the first in the nation) and my own miniature public monument of sorts, I couldn't be more flattered.
For his extraordinarily generous 170BN submission, Chris will receive an extraordinarily special gift-- a nappy pair of briefs unfit for further wear (per his specific request). Enter the Colby Qash Kontest and send your own Colby-inspired bills to firstname.lastname@example.org. I have a bin full of free DVDs with your name on it.