CHANEL NUMBER FIVE TO SMELL LIKE BRAD PITT'S PITS!
In other important celebrity news, Chanel No. 5 will start smelling like pit...oh wait, excuse me I got that wrong...Chanel No. 5 will start smelling like Brad Pitt....no, that's not right either. Wait, I've got it... yes: Brad Pitt will start selling Chanel No. 5. I have no idea why this matters, but I think he should have sold his own perfume line entitled Eau de Pitt or the maybe Pitt Scents. Now that's what I'd want to smell like.